honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.
only on tumblr would over 535,000 people be fascinated by a table. This is why I love you guys.
I’d guarantee that if you showed this to 535,000 non tumblr users they’d think it was fascinating why does having a silly blog make a difference
My blog isn’t silly it contains only the finest celebrities and tables.
Grow a whole fucking cabbage in the time it takes to do that.
Without a Judeo-Christian moral code in its society, Japanese scientists decide to play god.
this is a food sample. food samples are handmade FAKE food created for advertisement photography and display - all those pictures of delicious hamburgers in mcdonald’s ads & menus aren’t actual hamburgers they are fake ass food samples.
He’s pouring hot wax into cold water to form the fake food. which is actually very cool because it takes mad skill. do 62,000 people actually believe you can pour some magical liquid into water and create cabbage. this is why americans are so fat we can’t even distinguish wax cabbage from actual vegetables.
I’m laughing so hard right now!
Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.
I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.
I literally put my coffee down, stared at the screen and said “Holy shit…”
this is still my favorite post ever
"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"
UK: Hundreds gathered last night at Sainsburys in Brighton, to hold a ‘kiss-in’ in protest after a lesbian couple were told that another customer found the sight of them kissing “disgusting”, and were told they had to leave.
That is bloody brilliant.
"I’m more annoyed about the fact there aren’t any more large skimmed milks" - a comment from one of the customers. I bloody love Brighton.